From Wikipedia: Guerrilla warfare is a form of irregular warfare and refers to conflicts in which a small group of combatants including, but not limited to, armed civilians (or "irregulars") use military tactics, such as ambushes, sabotage, raids, the element of surprise, and extraordinary mobility to harass a larger and less-mobile traditional army, or strike a vulnerable target, and withdraw almost immediately.
I got a good chuckle the other night when my wife and daughter and I were discussing the possibility of me attending a bowl game this New Year's Eve. My wife said that I should go and my daughter said no I shouldn't because although she wouldn't admit it, my wife would be mad at me if I did. I told my daughter that last year when I got back from the New Year's Eve game her mother had admitted that she was mad at me for about 4 long and painful hours; it was like an anger marathon and because she had dozed after midnight while I drove home she was rested up for it.
The whole night of the game I thought I was golden; I had taken my son, my brother-in-law and his son-in-law and we had a great time. My wife and daughter had gone to a movie and then come home and watched the ball drop. I called my wife at around midnight and wished her a Happy New Year and then continued the long drive home, fat dumb and happy.
When I got home the house was quiet as expected, so I got a drink of water and headed to bed. The bedroom was a little dark, so I turned on my cell phone and aimed it at the bed so that I wouldn't break a foot. In the pale light of that cell phone this is what I saw:
Okay, it wasn't that bad, but there certainly wasn't any warmth in the eyes of the woman that was laying there waiting for me. Right about the time I walked into the bedroom, unaware that I was about to be ambushed, I thought that I heard my wife whisper a line from this movie. This is when I should have turned around and run.
I've heard people say things like "she's a demon in bed", but the knowing looks and dumb grins that usually accompany that expression gave me the impression that it meant something good. In my case though the demon that I had just slid under the covers with was a creature (a lovely creature mind you) bent upon my destruction. The 4 hours of education that I received that night taught me that "I'd really like you home with me at midnight, but if you'd rather go to the game then go ahead" had been misinterpreted by me as an okay to go.
Needless to say this year I will be staying home.